Meet the Characters
Dewey the Democrat
"Hi! I'm Dewey the Donkey! I'm a Democrat too!
Who should be President? I'll tell you who!
It's me! I'll tell you what you can and can't do!
He-Haw, He-Haw, He-Doopitty Doo.
You can't eat your nuts! You must gather more!
I'll pay you three bucks, then take away four!
You sad little squirrel–you don't have a clue!
He-Haw, He-Haw, I'm smarter than you!
Vote for me! I'll tell you what you can and can't do!
He-Haw, He-Haw, He-Doopitty Doo."
Sophie the Squirrel
Sophie thought all should be happy and free
From the government telling us what we should be.
For in the U.S. you can accomplish your dreams
If unburdened by any restrictive regimes.
In early November, Election Day came.
Soon Sophie would learn the new President’s name.
Sophie was squirrely and shouted, "It’s true!
I’ll fight for the good old red, white and blue!
I’ll vote to keep this place happy and free.
So all may become the best they can be!"
Elfie the Republican
"I’m Elfie the Elephant and I’m proud to say,
I’m a Republican, and I want your vote today!
I promise you this: you can have it your way!
Yippity, Zippity, Hip Hip Hooray!
A future of freedom is what I foresee.
And a world full of love! Oh golly gee!
If I’m your President, you’ll be happy and free.
And you will become the best you can be!
Vote for me and I promise you’ll have it your way!
Yippity, Zippity, Hip Hip Hooray!"